In an attempt to give you alcohol poisoning, the following is a set of rules for a Toddlers and Tiaras drinking game. It was devised sometime between this past Christmas and New Year's by Becky, Jessie, and myself.

… I encourage you to sip your drinks.

The rules are when the phenomenon is spotted, you have to call out the below bullet point and drink.

Tonight at 9:00pm marks the premiere of season 2 of Survivorman!

Last week, I surmised that Les Stroud is Aragorn and MacGyver put together. Because Les Stroud is a damn beast I wanted to point out why he and his show are better than Bear Grylls and Man vs. Wild.