Okay, so the murder trial against Hans Reiser started.

Did he do it? Who knows. If he did, he obviously would have used this shell command.

"I didn't kill my wife, I just sent a SIGTERM to my mother-in-law's child process."

So on a whim I decided that my HP Pavilion zv5260us notebook will no longer run WinXP pro. Thus began the mission to install Linux.